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How long the signs take to get ready in the morning
- ForFuckingEVER: Scorpio, Libra, Aquarius, Capricorn
- Long enough to frustrate you: Cancer, Virgo, Gemini
- Literally two seconds: Aries, Taurus, Sagittarius, Pisces
- You might as well be leaving tomorrow: Leo
Apr 11, 2015
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1000% tru zodiac
- aries: magical pony with the rage of a thousand suns
- taurus: nice but secretly the devil
- gemini: do u even kno how to shut up
- cancer: drama queen
- leo: ur ego is bigger than ur entire body
- virgo: nERD
- libra: u flirt with everyone. boys. girls. urself. ur food. it makes everyone uncomfortable
- scorpio: ur hot shit and u kno it but u scare everybody
- sagittarius: i can't tell if ur really nice but secretly a bitch or a bitch but secretly really nice
- capricorn: trash
- aquarius: what a fucking weirdo
- pisces: i could literally punch u in the face and still not be able to get ur full attention
Apr 11, 2015
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- me looking at thing: yooooo
- me looking at price: nooooo
Apr 11, 2015
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